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(学校食堂里,下课铃刚响)

Narrator:又一个上午过去了,食堂里迎来了新一轮的抢饭风暴。“襄樊学院广播台提醒各位抢饭同学注意形象,注意排队秩序”。

(人潮涌进,餐桌上迅速被书和包占领,卖饭窗口前排成N条长龙,A与B小跑上场)

A:Oh,no!There is no food again!We have already ran as fast as we can.

B:(看看手表)25 seconds today.We'd better run quickly tomorrow.

A:What a wonderful thing if we needn't(指那堆挤来挤去的人)like this!

B:Well.Let's go,back to dormitory,eat the junk food!What's lesson this afternoon?

A:We have a listening examination.It's boring!I may sleeping again~

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(A的办公室内)

Narrator:果然,下午的听力课上,A又睡着了,这次,她梦到了她的理想生活……

(A坐在办公桌前,秘书走进)

秘书:Good morning,A.I'll tell you today's arrangement:You have two lessons in the morning,they are music class and P.E.Then a computer less on after lunch.That's all.

(秘书退至一旁,音乐老师推门进)

A:Morning.Please sit down.

音:(拿着几张CD)That's no need.I have nothing to teach today.Your homework is listen to these CDs.Among them,Jay Chou's new record is the most important.If you have nothing to answer,I'll go.

A:(翻看CD)All right.Goodbye!(停顿片刻)The next one!(体育老师上)

A:Oh,should I wear athlete uniform?

体:Of course you needn't.In my class,you can just sit here and watch some sports match.So,which do you prefer,football or basketball?

A:Er...Baskerball is Okay.

体:Good!Boys,come on!(演员上场,表演花式篮球,配乐)

体:Are you satisfied?

A:Em...just so-so.I hope to watch football next time.You may go now.

体:Ok.Have a good week!(体育老师下,秘书和服务员上)

秘:A,It's time to have lunch.(退到一旁)

服:Good afternoon.What do you want today?

A:Mmm...Today I just want to eat something cheap.Beafsteak and red wine,please.

服:Thank you.(鞠躬)Wait a moment,please.(下场,秘书上前整理书桌 ,A翻看杂志)

秘:(整理完毕,打开文件夹)The computer teacher just called me that he would replace the lesson with a practise one in the Network Bar.So you can play the Crazy Dance on-line well.

A:Really?That's great.(饭菜送上)That's tips.

服:Thank you very much.(退场)

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Narrator:A下午的计算机课变成了网吧的实践课,这不,只见她奔腾地冲进了奔腾网吧,用183迈的速度将上下楼搜了个遍,猛然地发现座无虚席,于是她又奔腾地冲出了奔腾网吧,剑一样地射进了183.她今天的任务是练好劲舞团!

(A跑进网吧,找台电脑迅速坐下,开始游戏。音乐起,表演真人版劲舞团)

(数分钟后)

A:(伸个懒腰)So great that my computer's homework has finished.

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Narrator:就这样,A无忧无虑地度过了大学四年,终于到了要找工作的时候,A却四处碰壁,听到的最多的一句话莫过于——

面试官:(很礼貌地请A离开)I'm so sorry!

(A那着简历,垂头丧气地从台上走了一圈,脑海中不停回响那句话“Narrator:I'm so sorry……")

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(听力考试的考场上,老师开始收卷,发现A在酣睡)

Narrator:下午的听力测试要结束了,A的梦也该 醒了……

老师:(很不耐烦地拍拍桌子,发现A仍然没醒,然后提高音量)Good afternoon!!!A!!!

A:(换个睡觉姿势)En...Beafsteak and red wine,please.This's tips.(抓起试卷递上去)

老师:(看到空白的试卷,摇摇头)I'm so sorry!But I had to give you zero!You see,your paper is so clean!

(下课铃响,老师无奈离开,同学们纷纷冲出教室,只有B还等着A)

B:Hey!(看表)You have delayed 7s.We have nothing to eat again!

A:(刚刚清醒)Wow,wonderful.It's just a dream!(欢呼)It's doesn't matter.It's not a bad choice to fight for food sometimes,isn't it?

B:Gosh!Were are you frightened by the terrible dream?

A:Why did you say that?It's really a wonderful dream.I think it will turn my life around(欢快语气).

B:So you won't sleep in the class?

A:Of course.Let's go to the canteen!

B:Well,let's go!

Narrator:My dear friends,which life do you prefer to,in the dream or in reality?(音乐起)

The End

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